Things That Drive Me Batty...

1: Cheap paper towels.

2: Wasting my time or having my time wasted

3: Not being able to find something that I need, particularly the phone, pens or important paper work, especially when I know that I just saw it recently! Makes me want to rip my hair out of my head. (Okay, not literally.)

4: Stepping in anything wet or crumb like with bare feet.

5: Pee on my toilet seat.

6: Accidentally sitting in pee on my toilet seat.

7: Wrappers on the floor instead of the trash can, especially when the wrapper is within the vicinity of a trash can.

8: Dishes left upstairs.

9: Washing a million cups when I color coded them for a reason (to not wash a million cups). No reason to mix them up.

10: Someone that says God's name in vain.

11: Ignorance.

12: Bullying.

13: People that are mean AKA mean people.

14: People that are mean to the disabled or elderly.

15: Violence. Of any kind.

16: Lying and liars; I see right through a lie.

17: Being interrupted when I'm doing something important.

18: When you can't find the phone and it's ringing!

19: Infidelity.

20: Laziness of any kind.

21: When people don't clean up after themselves.

22: Towels left on my bathroom floor instead of being hung up.

23: Leaving empty juice or milk containers on my counter for me to rinse and crush to be recycled instead of the person that left it there emptying, rinsing and crushing it themselves.

24: When the phone rings while you're changing a diaper, on the toilet or in the shower.

25: When someone knocks on the door when you're changing a diaper, on the toilet or in the shower.

26: When the grocery store that I shop in regularly doesn't keep their shelves stocked regularly and they're always out of the things I buy most whenever I seem to shop and when I need it most.

27: Being unorganized.

28: Realizing that I need something really bad that I'm out of and I forgot to buy when I just shopped that same day...

29: Leaving the grocery store and realizing that I forgot to buy something that I really needed.

30: When people litter in front of my house.

31: Disrespect.

32: Abusive people.

33: People that let their pets poo on sidewalks and other people's yards and don't clean it up.

34: When I accidentally step in animal poo from someone's pet that was allowed to poo on other people's sidewalks and yards.

35: When you spend days putting together a grocery list because you have a bad memory. You take your time adding things as they come to you in between your mommy duties and hectic life. Then on the day you go grocery shopping you get all the way to the store...and realize you left your list home.

36: People that don't wash their hands after using the rest room. My kids are trained to do this, so if someone else visiting does this in my house I just know and I can imagine them putting their hands in a bag of chips, etc. (LOL - OCD much?), which is why people have to use bowls in this house for things like that now. Gross.

37: When you call a utility company or bill collector and you're on hold for so long that you forgot who you called and what you called for.

38: Wasting food.

39: Gossiping.

40: People that are nice to your face, but talk behind your back, basically gossiping or being two faced.

41: That one time your kid throws a tantrum in the store and everyone stares like they never saw a kid throw a tantrum in a store before and like they were never a kid.

42: Rude cashiers or anyone rude for that matter.

43: Spoiled brats - kids that have everything and look down on the kids that don't and give them a hard time in life. I raise my kids to be nice to everyone no matter their appearance, how much money they have, race, religion, weight, etc.

44: Forgetting the rinse cycle.

45: People that don't say thank you.

46: Narcissists

Please note: I'm sure there are more. I'll add more as they come to me, lol. And also note this was made in good fun and humor.